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Homesteading from where we are.

two misfits · two cats · one very big dream

We're Dakota and Angela: weird dream-chasers, laughter-seekers and storytellers figuring out the homestead life one misadventure at a time. No land yet. Lots of plans.

the whole operation ⤴

upper management ⤴

10,000+ on YouTube · a new doodle every Sunday · made (badly, then better), together

Squiggle Comics

A doodle every Sunday.

Short, funny, a little sincere. It takes two minutes to read and it's the best way to follow along while we build the homestead we don't have yet.

Official merch of a homestead that doesn't exist... yet.

Doodle tees we drew ourselves. Every shirt goes toward our land fund.

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Crazy in the Head Cat Tee

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The Nest Homestead Tee

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You Make My Heart Leap Frog Tee

On YouTube

Watch the plan go sideways.

Mockumentaries, cat chaos, IKEA satire and the occasional genuinely useful how-to.

check out our latest adventure!

About us

Land last.

Our whole idea: homesteading is skills and relationships, not property. So we're learning it where we are (a small house in Illinois, a garden, two chaotic cats) and saving for land as we go. You get to watch every step, including the dumb ones. — Dakota & Angela

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Dakota Montavon
Cat Dad Data Analyst

Angela Zamarron
Foodie Field Technician

Work with us

Brands we'd actually use.

We partner with a few companies whose stuff fits our real life: garden, kitchen, cats, the homestead-in-progress. If it doesn't fit, we'll say so... politely.

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